Husbands for Sale!
December 31st 2008 01:26
Men…read this for a laugh 
Women…read this if you can handle *the truth*
So, what do women want?
Too fussy or just discerning?
~~~~~
Images and copy courtesy of two e-mails doing an Internet tour.
If you know who that 'hot guy' is, let me know! Or best yet, just send him to me!
~~~~~
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
May you be surrounded with the energies of love, happiness, good health and LOooVE in the new year…and beyond.
Thank you for your wonderful support and comments.
See you in the new year!
Women…read this if you can handle *the truth*
HUSBANDS FOR SALE!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City.
Rules at the store:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch… You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
'Wow!' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
She proceeds to the fifth floor and reads the sign:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Rules at the store:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch… You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
'Wow!' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
She proceeds to the fifth floor and reads the sign:
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
So, what do women want?
Too fussy or just discerning?
~~~~~
Images and copy courtesy of two e-mails doing an Internet tour.
If you know who that 'hot guy' is, let me know! Or best yet, just send him to me!
~~~~~
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
May you be surrounded with the energies of love, happiness, good health and LOooVE in the new year…and beyond.
Thank you for your wonderful support and comments.
See you in the new year!
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Comment by Wilson Pon
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Instead of women, most of the men also cannot hardly be pleased as well, Lara!
Comment by James Rickard
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Check this out...
Comment by Always Eighteen
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Merry Christmas to you too Lara
Comment by Lilla
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hahahah
gagagaga... oggle ...drool, at all the good looking men for sale on the fourth floor!
hahahaha
Not bad, but predictable and further proof that there is no such creature as the perfect man? or is that woman, indeed.
Perfect woman are easier to find though, I reckon *giggle* as we belong here on this planet, right? But men, well I think they arrived here in little green spaceships or something... strange is an understatment! *lol*
Thanks for making me smile ... hoping 2009 holds all the opportunity and fulfillment of LoOoVe you can endure in its days [and nights] Lara
Lilla xx
Comment by Lara M
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Glad u enjoyed it...
I think that sometimes, expectations and social norms are the *forces* that make us look for the perfect...
Ok, better get off at Level 3...take or minus a factor or two
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Thanks for that, BrazilCyh. I'll have to check out his films
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Comment by Anonymous
his name is Mehdi Ghaddar and hes a good friend of mine, are u using these pics with his permission?
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Comment by Claudio
If you liked him you should probably look for pictures of Reynaldo Giannechini, he's pretty hot too