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Love Speaks - December 2007

Never too old for sex?!

December 17th 2007 03:30

The year is coming to a close, and I tend to feel *silly* around this time - well, I like that excuse anyways...

Here's "Jane and Adele" to lighten-up your Monday blues.

Jane and Adele are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Adele: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Adele: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Adele hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

~~~~~
Courtesy of an e-mail doing an Internet tour - thanks to the (original) author and illustrator...

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Comment by James Rickard

December 17th 2007 04:14

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*L* Shame on you, Lara!

Comment by Louie

December 17th 2007 04:18

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hehehe v good manoday joke.....

Comment by Michaelie

December 17th 2007 04:25

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Lol. The suggestion of octogenarian bestiality is always hilarious.

Michaelie

Comment by Maribeth

December 17th 2007 04:27

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hahaha... i love it!

Comment by katyzzz

December 17th 2007 04:30

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Did you have any one in mind?

Comment by Ash

December 17th 2007 08:51

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hahahahaha! that`s a cracker Lara.

Comment by Krystal

December 17th 2007 09:25

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This was reall, really funny, Lara. It seems I have plenty of time.

Comment by Always Eighteen

December 17th 2007 12:44

Always Eighteen

Hehehehehehe

I love dirty jokes. I think they'll be around forever. Haha.

Comment by What's Your Story?

December 17th 2007 14:01

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*LMAO* Haven't heard that one before!!

Comment by tlcorbin

December 17th 2007 15:23

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hahahaha....great joke Lara, I love your expressive 'silly season' stuff. Raven

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

December 18th 2007 00:08

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One hump or two you might ask.

Needed a lift this morning - thanks for the laugh.

MNG

Comment by Lara M

December 18th 2007 03:13

Love Speaks

Hi everyone...glad u enjoyed it

...and that it gave u a hearty laugh -- after all "laughter is the best medicine".

MNG -- naughty, naughty

Comment by Damo

December 18th 2007 10:26

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Damn funny.

Comment by Cibbuano

December 18th 2007 23:59

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bwa ha ha!

Comment by Lilla

December 19th 2007 02:56

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Hi Lara,

Heard it before... but it was no less funny the second time around, except now - years later - it has dawned on me, that most smokers have stopped by that age *chuckle* or taken it up again!

Thanks for the giggle.

Lilla ...

Comment by jazzman

December 19th 2007 07:44

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]Must be a relation to the Irishman who wore a condom on his head because he wanted safe sex and be anonymous

Jazzman

Comment by Lara M

December 20th 2007 23:21

Love Speaks

<LOL> It's still funny after so many reads!

Thanks for all your comments. Glad you enjoyed a good chuckle!

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