Never too old for *sex*?!
December 17th 2007 03:30
The year is coming to a close, and I tend to feel *silly* around this time - well, I like that excuse anyways...
Here's "Jane and Adele" to lighten-up your Monday blues.
Jane and Adele are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Adele: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Adele: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Adele hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Courtesy of an e-mail doing an Internet tour - thanks to the (original) author and illustrator...
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Heard it before... but it was no less funny the second time around, except now - years later - it has dawned on me, that most smokers have stopped by that age *chuckle* or taken it up again!
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